Tuesday, October 28, 2008

How Can I Keep A Shower Rod From Falling

Memento

In general people tend to forget all say "clueless." I always found an excuse too lenient. Someone undertakes to perform a task, for example, and forget harming others, rather than "clueless" seems "disinterested" "irresponsible" or "the rest of the world I suck an egg."

eye, I say that honestly can not happen. I mean, if you know that these things happen often, it makes sense to use a memory aid.

I always considered myself a person memory. Of course, selective memory. I can remember the biggest pelotudeces my story and I totally forgot that really matter. But I have is disease and not neglect.

Here, among other things I remember in second grade I painted the roof of a house drawn brown because it was better with the yellow walls, and red tiles.
I remember the day that Augie closed his old blog and put a post saying "This is a 404" or the first time I went up to the order of Teta, had a baby seat in the rear.
I remember in the first comment I exchanged with Sonia asked if it was independent (his Diablita nick was then) and she replied: "Never, I'm a fan of River." Or the star of "The Tunnel" is named Maria Iribarne.

But I can not remember without reading above, the name of the engineer with whom I speak every day for two months by a labor issue. And much less the location of the downtown streets. Even the numbers of groups that often take.

In my scale of gravity, this would be an intermediate diagnosis. The problem is the more daily something more prosaic if I may.

This morning I put the washing machine while fixing my house. Once the program ended, I looked the basket, went up to the terrace and just then I realized it was empty. Had failed to hang clothes.

Another time we had collecting cans of creamed corn. Every time I went to the supermarket had two or three, because I remembered that he had purchased. We came to gather more than 15. Luckily I got over that stage and now accumulate deodorants for men.

For some time I'm trying to remember how the story ends "The Mysterious Case of M. Valdemar," Poe. But I forget to look for the book, or read it online. The argument was perfect souvenir, but the ending is a real mystery.

Among other things, never memorized auctions jokes, or watch films, let alone the names of the actors. Neither the faces of the people or the clothes they wear. I can describe a picture to perfection and forget the title or who is the author.

Doctors often classify these problems with complicated names. Mine is rated "anterograde memory" and be cured. But this is a very agonizing and distressing treatment. Painful, sad, terrible. Remember everything but it is a moody person and my life would become a nightmare. I weighed in the balance of good and bad consequences. And I decided that I prefer to remain what I am. I left the office knowing that from now on I must write everything down.
Because I'm not willing to leave the beer!.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Littlest Pet Shop Book Covering

Octavio

The first memory I have is in childhood. The models in my imagination was strong but gentle, attractive, admired, but only mine. I looked
unaware of searching. Whenever any image of him appeared before me, I froze. He was there and I was not enough.
One day I knew that was exactly what I wanted. Join, which was an extension of me, responding to my wishes.
met several, but passengers were treated for love. Did not fit as perfectly as I expected. One time was changed for another which meant better, and the search continued. Neither were mine, his company offered me momentarily and embraced other hand when I walked away.
I was introduced one evening and I knew. They were intended. We were right for each other. Nothing was more important to have it, to caress, cherish, cuddle. I quit most important things for him. And Octavio
said yes. I'm yours. We lived together for a week.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

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If you have a sore throat and body, have a stuffy nose and looking forward to be lying in bed without opening his eyes say that we have flu. However, this claim has no absolute truth until a medical professional check us, the sound of the lungs, look at the color of their noses and tell us safely, "Ma'am, you have the flu."

All this explanation is to tell after that since yesterday I am enrolled in nuts. I meant and you know it, but now I have evidence of the fact. It gave me the psychological high. How to understand that if I discharged precisely the aim in therapy is to cure the craziness?. That I, my dear, I'm a hopeless case for mental health specialists. And that doubt, ask for my records.

When I started the sessions, the main objective was "to overcome the anxious expectation", which translated into a Christian means something like I guess what will happen to my loved ones in the future, will be hopelessly wrong. "Easier?: If the phone rings, just think that if you give me a call me bad news, or be a telemarketer, which for that matter.

The second objective was to "accept death as an inseparable part of life", which would be the same as above, but with other words.

During 20 weeks I presented my arguments and at the same time I heard rational responses to the psychologist. The problem is that the last thing I have is rationality. Their main argument was "conditionals do not exist in real life" (translation: you can not live thinking about the "what if such a thing had happened" because it did not pass and there is no guarantee to pass as a means that could have happened. [Now I repeat this tongue twister 10 times without a mistake, eh?]. The same for the future.)

About 7 per session I was tired of arguing about the same thing without reaching any solution, so I started to question Freud. I explained that I already rationality I have nothing, and a lot of risky. Is not it a convenient way evade responsibilities mean that one acts in such a way, making mistakes and blaming parents for having challenged a boy?. What my kids do not even think to take care of anything because the holes out right now, and instead of seeing a psychiatrist will have to go to an orthopedist.

In summary, the 20 arrival interviews supported by social work, therapist I read his conclusions:
- On the first goal, he said, you could exceed the expectation with respect to your mom.
stared at her, trying to determine if I was serious or a joke. Unless you have my old phone line in the afterlife, I see a little unusual for me to give me a call bad news about his health. On second thought, and was quite hinchapelotas, you could leave the cemetery caretaker manager that every now and ask me to relocate because the neighbors do not like ...
"With respect to the second, followed, you could accept that death is inevitable and has no solution. And this concludes the treatment.
I worried. I swear that I cared. My problem was not that they were gone, but those who remained. He raised a question: What do I do about the terrors with my dad and my children?. "That can be treated with psychoanalysis, but in a much longer therapy and possibly medication," he replied cheerfully.
"So I have the high but not cured me?"
"Y. .. no."

So as I say, I'm crazy graduate. Not everyone. A mass psychology.

Pd: Anyway, the psychologist that I attended was a pleasure to person. Although the format in the text, really love her.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Cost To Knock Down Wall

The receipt of crazy books crazy

If someone outside my life was devoted to follow me, I would say that I have "obsessive-compulsive complex books of complaint." Must be few places in Buenos Aires do not have my signature, ID number and telephone number registered in the "Conforming Customers."

It does nothing to provoke further attacks anger the abuse to which I submit vendors, manufacturers and public servants. The worst thing is that when endless revenge plan that would culminate with the authors of my misfortune seeking asylum in Cyprus, and with the passing of the hours I'm going to forget completely calming ... until the next anger.

The first recipients of my clutter were attending a 0800 Unilever. It all began with deceptive advertising. At that time I dreamed that my children go to school with spotless overalls, snow white, starched, a situation somewhat difficult to achieve in a school yard of land. By then, Skip swore that her soap for washing my wish. The cost of the was three times higher than that used ALA Matic, but at such promise, do not hesitate to make the investment and with immeasurable joy, began to wash the clothes. And to hang I realized I had lost money. I tried a second time with the same result. I was about to crash the package against the wall when I read: "Any suggestions? Call 0800-Unilever." I attended a very nice gentleman, friendly which ended two seconds to hear my screams: "You are all liars, that morondanga soap costs a fortune and is crap!". The gentleman asked me the address and the three days I arrived in the mail a box with a note of apology and several products of the company as compensation. However, I clarified that the television said, in small print at the speed of light, "test carried out after five washes."

Since that day I adopted the saying "Do not complain if he does not complain as a standard of living. Again

a lawsuit against the Municipality of Vicente López. It started on a Saturday morning, when my neighbor rang the doorbell of my house almost dawn. "Did you see what happened in your village?" He said. At that time I lived in a corner. What was the previous day trail, this was a well of 1.50 meters. There was a box underground cables entry which, for lack of maintenance, had collapsed. We immediately called the Civil Guard, Emergency Telecom and the City. No one came. We continue to insist until a week after two men arrived in town and determined that the problem was the phone company. The next day came the phone that determined that the sidewalks belonged to the municipality. 6 months I struggled with both, and no one took responsibility. Well in principle had a diameter of 1 square meter reached two and a half. Tired of so much silliness I stood before the Ombudsman with a chainsaw in one hand and a shotgun in another, plus the sum of paper cards and notes sent to both institutions. The man who held the position at that time was because of my appearance scared because I responded immediately and vowed to take over. Three weeks later I received a subpoena from the Court No. 3: "Citizen Ginger Melusina against Municipality of Vicente López" he said. Two days before the preliminary hearing a team of workers covered the well, and I put new tiles polished bronze doors.

The most resonant was the day I was Evita in the stairwell of Banco Provincia de Buenos Aires, giving a speech for my dear shirtless. (Mike, do you remember?) One hour forty-tailed to pay the expenses while employees smoked, joked among them, bought products by catalog, drinking coffee, but to serve customers or talk. A single teller for more than fifty people, who went to the bathroom every three minutes. People did exactly what we do all Argentines, we complain among ourselves, but no one had questions for the real culprits. Nobody but me, I have quilombera soul. The cries asked the bank manager, and when I managed to attract the attention I gave my speech, I pointed the finger at the employees who smoke (note: I smoke and smoke does not bother me, but if there is a policy prohibiting smoking in public places closed the first to be met are just them), I showed the lady devoted to choosing AVON nail polish, demanded that the msn desistalen computers so that instead of chatting, the banks do their job. People applauded me, but none, (Did you read it? None) accompanied me to sign the letter of complaint which asked the irrevocable resignation of the manager of maladministration. Still I have a copy signed by the accountant, with their fingerprints printed on sugar and eat it while reading a bill.

Today I fought with employees of Carrefour. Of every five products in the same category, three are priceless. Demand it the stock boy who sent me to the manager, who sent me to a supervisor, who sent me to ask the cashier. I sent them to the reputation that gave birth to all and asked for the complaints book. I took a copy and sent it to Consumer Affairs.
I decided not to buy more at the supermarket ... until I forget and come back. And again I find that the items do not have prices and ask the stock boy, manager, supervisor, the cashier ...

This morning I thought to start a campaign against Carrefour (and told them that I plan to endless revenge.) Now I'm falling into the account, surely, I called the store to apologize to me, what would well. But it always happens while I sleep the siesta.
I really do not know why I get into this mess free ...









Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Clever Things To Say At A Wedding

complaint


Blog been abandoned temporarily.

return and be millions of victories, ever (or something).


Thursday, October 2, 2008

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do not dare to remind

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

How To Connect No Gba To Internet

your kitchen, I do not eat

Narda Lepes looks just like you said the same security Gingeras Einstein explained his theory of relativity.
is true, I said, if we ignore that she is 15 years old and 10 inches shorter, long face and mine is round, is a cook and I need recipe for coffee, she travels the world tasting meals and reaches me to reach the post office with the 109 ... you're right, we are equal!
No, no, he insisted. I mean, they both eat the broth cubes and without dissolving.

This conversation arose because my husband's birthday was Sunday, and my son had no better idea than to give him the book of my clone, to torture me since pledging to some of the disgusting that this girl teaches him.

If something irritates me the chefs are creative attacks that download on the poor mortals who walk by, pretending that we test preparations which happens to them, should fascinate us.
They love to play the mad scientist mixing pineapple with mustard or turkey pate with a "dab" of syrup. And there you can see them, spending fortunes and time in search for the entire city a place that sells mushrooms to prepare Harira cypress, Moroccan food just like the Moroccans, and that it can not afford to eat anything else.

Nothing offends them more than say that this or that dish we do not like. In my case, the term I use for these situations is "Ugh, that sucks, you make this crap", a phrase which inevitably starts a fight where the pseudo chef with whom I live my intake intends using various methods ranging from poor malnourished children of Biafra to waste money for which I am guilty of wasting food, throwing it away.

always had the theory that those who speak wonders of exotic cuisine which mixes sweet, soothing, salty and bitter on one plate are capable of anything snobbery either have atrophied taste buds. Or worse, never tried it and are sending the part. Who can say that the farafel rich eastern scrambled chickpeas, coconut and pears?. I happened to me a breaded with fries, please.

I'm looking for excuses to be absent from home on days where my husband intends to use his gift, and punishment will be the author of this misery (the one you gave) sentadito at the table waiting for their comeuppance.

What gave me?. A very beautiful polyester shirt, like every year.